Grievous Error

The Grievous Error was an event wherein former MDCJ member Chace Paslovich posted an image to the group that his then-partner Marshall had sent to him. The image was a picture of a positive pregnancy test and Chace's panicked post explained how he was unprepared for a child. The post quickly caught traction and was copypasta'd numerous times through various iterations. The post, considered by many to be iconic, unfortunately no longer exists in it's original form (where it gained over 100 reactions and over 1000 comments), however the original text is still available.

It was later found that the picture Marshall had sent to Chace of the positive pregnancy test could easily be found on Google Images through a reverse image search.

The Original Post
GUYS I FUCKED UP BAD

Marshall and I fucked in the Rite Aid bathroom again, and he noticed that he was still having his period despite being on birth control which obviously fucking failed. So he got a pregnancy tester to be safe And this is the fucking result. I'm normally dumb but this I fucking BEYOND. IM 17. So we are trying to find out how to make him miscarry. Guys I'm scared please tell me the results are inaccurate or how to miscarry I'm too fucking young for a kid

(Marshall is biologically female)

"Grievous Error" Text
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I HAVE MADE A GRIEVOUS ERROR

Marshall and I engaged in sexual intercourse in the Rite Aid water closet once again, and it was at this moment that he came to the sudden realisation that he was still having his week of bleeding despite being on contraception which appears this time to have failed to succeed. Given the circumstances, the young gentleman got a pregnancy tester to be safe

I now present to you the conclusions of the testing. I'm normally considered unintelligent but this time I appear less witty than previously suggested. I am but seventeen years of age. Furthermore the only logical conclusion given the circumstances is to induce a dangerous and life threatening miscarriage in order to ensure my personal future is protected. Ladies and gentlemen, I am somewhat concerned about the matter, could someone possibly offer to me a resolution in which the results are inconclusive or how to induce a potentially life threatening home-solution miscarriage, as I mentioned before I am of young age and also should be considered the victim in this situation

(Marshall is biologically a m'lady)
 * A YouTube video of a reading of this copypasta performed by MDCJ member Wm Wilkes-Wood can be found here